Ye Scurvy Dogs!

Attention all scurvy dogs, landlubbers, dock workers, longshoremen, and messdeck lawyers, aye Captain Barbossa am in need of a fine crew to cast out the heathen Jack Sparrow from the high seas, he knows nothing of the treasure and will stab you dead if yee finds it and take it as his own. Ye have been warned. Save ye selves from ye own demise, smart up and join me crew, we will sail the seas pillage, burn and rape the high seas!
Down with scurvy dog Sparrow!



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But, why?

Why isn’t there a Captain Sparrow rum?

Aye, Captain Morgan was a great pirate. A scalawag which all sea dogs yearn to be.

But, what of Captain Jack Sparrow? He who sacked cities without a shot. He who escaped desert islands with naught but his own skill. He who eluded capture and hanging time and again, be it the East India Company or the British Navy.

Captain Sparrow Rum

Now, that be a great idea, savvy?

Needs be a plundering of rum distilleries in the future.

To change the name to Captain Sparrow Rum, naturally.

Where's Me Holy Water?

Blighty! Me ship is haunted with the cursed ghost of that murdering mutineer, Barbossa!! Who you gonna call?

Arrrghh!

Aye, Who be the one who let thee scurvy dog Jack Swallow back on me ship?!

Avast! Ahoy! ARRRR!

Get me some rum, and let's see how this scurvy thing works!